If you have enough money, take a trip to Australia and go to a petting zoo. They have lots of kangaroos to pet.
Have you ever tried to play ball with your head only? I have. It's funner with a sky ball and it doesn't hurt as much. Try to get it between your eyes because that's the best spot to get it where it won't hurt.
My mom had a pet pig, his name was dig, he looked like a twig, at first I thought his name was lig.
