The Crazy Rat

Once there was a crazy rat. He saw somebody throw cheese in the water so he stoled human sized swim gear.

Then he jumped in the water when he was looking around for the cheese he saw a giant pineapple and the pineapple had a sponge living in it then he looked to the left and he saw a Easter Island Head and there was a squid living in it. He didn't see any cheese but he saw a giant rock so he went inside the rock house and he found a star fish sleeping in it. On the star fishes head he saw cheese so he jumped on his head and he swimmed up to the surface and lost his temper because it took so long to get the cheese. So he shoved the cheese in his mouth and went crazy.

The End

My New Cat

I got a new cat. His name is Snookums. He is very wild. He is crazy and nutty but he's still very cute. I got him from my mom's friend Vicky. I chose him out of 8 kittens. I chose him because he wouldn't bite me but that just changed! He is a Tabby cat. He has black and white stripes and a dotted stomach and he has green eyes. 

Meet Bubblegum....

I am hatching a new baby chicken. It's name is bubblegum!

Meet "Bubblegum"

Bedtime Story

There once was a sleepy boy. He was the sleepiest in all the kingdom. The king of sleepiness sprinkled him with some magic sleep dust. Without warning, a giant sea urchin jumped through the window.
"Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy dew", he cried. And then he started running down the road. There was a giant crab with eyes that shot mustard out of them. And he cried, "stop waisting me mustard, my profit, my profit!" And then he tumbled into mustard barrels. And then squid heads were in them and they said, "your boss is going to be mad at you for wasting his mustard." And a giant snail carried him up to a sea star head. Then the sea star ate him. And then he fell to the bottom of his throat. And then the magic sleep king came again and he sprinkled him with magic dust right when he said, "why can't i just sleep for at least five minutes?" And then he slept for five minutes.

 - The End

FUN

If you have enough money, take a trip to Australia and go to a petting zoo. They have lots of kangaroos to pet.

Have you ever tried to play ball with your head only? I have. It's funner with a sky ball and it doesn't hurt as much. Try to get it between your eyes because that's the best spot to get it where it won't hurt.

My mom had a pet pig, his name was dig, he looked like a twig, at first I thought his name was lig.